Dear Gerpan Fans, Friends and Freeloaders,
In the wake of Liz’s literary absence, I have established an emergency petition to help Liz get off the streets and back behind a writer’s desk. If you or someone you know has ever experienced long-term writer’s block, then you know of the adverse affects it has on the people that depend on your writing for entertainment. Please take a minute to sign the petition and help Liz.
P.S. Let’s try to build as much momentum for this petition as the Prohibition Movement. If we can acquire nine signatures by tomorrow night, Liz will bound to take notice.