Category Archives: Liz and Taylor

These are posts written by Liz and Taylor.

GERPAN! SEASON TWO!

Ladies and Gentlemen and everyone in between! It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for! Or haven’t thought twice about until you saw the Facebook reminder! We are proud to present: Us! After a lazy summer off, Gerpan is back … Continue reading

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THE BIG 200

Should old acquaintances be forgot and never brought to mind? No, you just didn`t stumble upon celebrationsongs.org a website designed to promote celebration songs specially tailored for your next party or wedding. No way! This is Gerpan and today we’re celebrating the 200th … Continue reading

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LEAKY BOTTOM

Admittedly, I don’t follow the news from the States as closely as I should. I’m certainly not one of those expats who wishes to cut all ties from their motherland but am definitely one of those expats who uses living … Continue reading

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HONESTY REPORT

At the moment, Gerpan is slowly transforming from an ugly caterpillar into a beautiful, majestic moth. We’d like to know how we’re doing. What do you like? Who don’t you like? What ideas do you have to make Gerpan better? You … Continue reading

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CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

It’s been nearly nine months since Gerpan was conceived and, boy, has it been a ride. Sadly, despite our constant attention and careful diets, we have spontaneously aborted our original mission. We created this blog with noble intentions, thinking Gerpan … Continue reading

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GERPAN FAN ART: DUNENESSBLADE

In response to our response to his inquiry, Gerpan superfan, Jp Pollard, has sent us our favorite Dune/Witchblade/The Darkness/Gerpan fan art of all time. His drawing depicts, “Taylor/Muad-dib/Pezzini attacking/defending his/her lover/son/daughter Liz/Leto/Estacado outside of a mystical Sietch/Village with Darkness style monsters … Continue reading

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MAIL CALL: TROUBLESHOOTER

Dear Gerpan- I recently tried several times to comment on Taylor’s post in which he mocks a little girl for being born with a penis. For some reason my comment will not go through. This leads me to believe in … Continue reading

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TANDEM REVIEW: AVATAR

After the recent release of Avatar in Germany and Japan, Liz and Taylor sat down [ in front of their computers ] to discuss the film. The following is a transcript of their conversation. LIZ: I’m glad you finally saw … Continue reading

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MAIL CALL: VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL!

Dear Gerpan, As an avid and devoted reader, I noticed that there have been a few blogs about dating lately, including a Mail Call letter. Normally I would choose to inundate my friends and coworkers with a barrage of advice-seeking … Continue reading

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MAIL CALL: SINGLE IN THE OFFICE

Dear Gerpan, These kids are driving me nuts! I work in a cubicle in a craptastic office. I pretty much dick around all day and babysit children around the age of 22. There are times when I enjoy how “cute” … Continue reading

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